September 2009
i just noticed that i spoiled fight club for...
precipice:
dustydgaf:
growingup:
thisorigamidream:
jeremystolethecupcakes:
charmyourwayout-:
meysell:
i might as well
tyler durden isn’t real
mufasa dies, scar dies.
bruce willis is dead the whole time.
rosebud was the name of his sled
Fixed that for you Noel. ^
Soylent Green is people.
IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG.
DUMBLEDORE DIES.
DARTH VADER IS LUKE’S FATHER.
reblog with what you think is UNDERRATED.
feminism, Cry Baby, The Exploding Hearts, mothers, juggling, and Veronica Mars.
August 2009
Dear FutureMe →
flickflickflicker:
email your future self.
(this is champion.)
Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask...
– Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Le Petit Prince (via casimirpulaskiday)
I am what I am because of who we all are.
– Gandhi
I had such a sexy dream last night.
showmethelights:
thatmatthew:
It wasn’t with anyone in particular, just ‘a person’, but it was so vivid, like omg.
It ended way too soon because I got woken up suddenly. D’:
Scientific truth that people you see in your dreams are people you’ve seen in real life, even for a brief second.
really?!
Clapton plugs in a guitar, he plugs in an electric guitar and he plays it like...
– The Dreamers
CLEANING PIECE V
Let a list of arbitary names come into your mind as you go to sleep. Say “bless you” after each name. Do this with speed, by keeping a constant rythm, so, in no way, you would hesitate to bless them. Let a list of names come into your mind as you go to sleep. Say “I forgive you” after each name. Do this with speed, by keeping a constant rythm, so you would not hesitate to...
Try to say nothing negative about anybody.
a) for three days
b) for forty-five...
– Yoko Ono
reblog your Urban Dictionary name meaning:
brighteye:
a very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night
I think I just died of laughter.
Chelsea is a beautiful creature of a peculiar nature. She is often starving or not hungry in the least, but she is dangerous in her hungry state. Possibly the sexiest creature on the planet, the Chelsea naturally has the powers of seduction and can manipulate your emotions...
I changed a baby’s diaper today and she had a totally shaved vagina. What a...
– Sarah Silverman’s twitter is so great. (via planettampon)